*When calling 911 just now, I wasn't as clear as I should have been..*
Me: Hi, you might already know this, but there's a Road Closed sign on the 405 freeway.
Dispatcher: M'am, there's nothing I can do about opening the road.
Me: But people are swerving and slamming on their brakes to avoid it, it needs moved.
Dispatcher: If the road's closed, the sign needs to remain.
Me: Oh. I mean there's a Road Closed sign lying in the middle of an open lane on the freeway.
Dispatcher: Now that's something we can help with!
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