Brother Spot Needs Filled
Applications are now being accepted for a new brother in our household.
I keep adding more to the list lol
Because... One of my favorite brothers...
Has been disowned.
Actually, he was dissed and owned.
In order to be a brother in this household
- You must feel comfortable in our house - even on the uncomfy sofa
- My parents must feel comfortable with me being around you alot, even in the house without anyone else
- I must not roll my eyes when you ask me to drive you somewhere
- You must have a cell phone - and I need to be able to easily have a conversation with you on it for over an hour
- I need to smile when I see you calling, not sigh and roll my eyes (unless it's 3 AM and I'm sleepy. But, I still answer)
- Your parents must like me
- You must know how to read me
- Inside jokes are good
- You must have your own name for my mother, or else, you can just call her mom
- You must know something about me that no one else knows
- We must feel comfortable teasing each other, but we also don't push the limit
- And most importantly.. You must think that the daughters in this house are beautiful.
Please let me know if you meet this criteria.
Disowned brothers may re-apply, but sucking up may need to occur, and you may have to wear sandals.
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